Looks like a bit of a rush job to me mate.
Can't see it holding up for very long.
Look, you've two choices:
You can just stick with it
For a little while until
It all falls down,
Then I can do you a better job,
But you'll spend all that time worrying
About when it's going to collapse;
Or you can just write it off
As a false economy –
Painful I know –
And I can do you
Something that'll last.
It's this bond you see,
Nothing wrong with the material,
Looks very impressive
To the layman.
But it's been made too hastily,
The pieces don't quite fit you see,
And that gap'll just keep wearing away.
You've gotta take time, and care,
To get the right fit,
Then bring them slowly together and
Keep them supported there.
No use just throwing them together
With superglue – it's a handy quick bodge,
But it just doesn't last.
I'm not saying it's cheap –
Guess it cost you quite a bit,
And for the time he spent,
It's a small fortune.
Could have got a better job
For half the money, but –
And I'm sorry to say this mate –
But you folks will always be
Taken in by the flash patter.
Look, I've said my bit:
All I can tell you's the truth.
I'll leave it there.
The choice is yours.
You've got my number.
